faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior

witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no

by gdgdhshd January 12, 2024

Wit

Something Im_Coler will never have

"Nevermind if you search up wit you get the definition."
"What's the definition?"
"Something Coler will never have."
"Good answer"

by Coler's #1 Hater August 19, 2022

algorithm wit

Algorithm Wit; when noticing information attached to you're social media time-line, that has a connection to your own posts..

Wow! that's great influence information posted, but did you come up with that or is that algorithm wit?

by Epediter December 5, 2024

Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

you are a piss wit

by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020

Jehova witness

A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)

DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)

by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018

Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023