by snflwr3 May 29, 2017

When you lick down a person's jewels, past the taint and hand a u-turn around the root, and head back up for a brown kiss.
by HeeWho January 29, 2017

by JRPW21 March 10, 2017

A sudden unsignaled U-turn or three-point turn by a rideshare driver across a double-yellow center line (or where otherwise prohibited,) usually during rush-hour traffic, performed without regard for common sense, nor safety, nor inconvenience of oncoming or following traffic.
My Uber driver made an illegal U-ber turn in the middle of Main Street at 5 P.M., so I only gave him 4 stars.
by Jim Bob the daily commuter December 20, 2019

A good solid trouser turn up, made famous by the school trousers your mum would buy from Tesco, and apply her own form of tailoring.
by Seano Says March 16, 2022

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.
BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

When you realize you've gone the wrong way, but don't want to seem cringe so you turn around after pretending to have received a message from someone. Typically accompanied by exasperated sighing, grumbling, and checking your phone to really convince everyone around you.
All day I kept screwing up my directions, to the point where I was making a bunch of hallway U-turns. It was so embarrassing.
by pharmashawarma September 26, 2022
