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On baby boy j-shlat

by shlat/kari November 2, 2021
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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Have a baby through my ass.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.
by kingbruin May 21, 2011
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accident sh*t baby

Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
by BloodyMurda January 18, 2008
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Cringe ass ice age baby

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe
Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!
by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020
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Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018
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throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank
by nick_g August 5, 2011
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