Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

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Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023

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Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

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