Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell

Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

penis

long hard white thing that if you stroke it white stuff will cum out

I love having his long hard white 8 inch penis shoved in my ass.

by qenis July 14, 2022

Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022