Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021
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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
by Filthy gym sock March 13, 2017
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 10, 2021
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
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