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friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.
I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.
friendjack by tommco July 8, 2009

Friendly neighbor 

A plastic bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and paper towels and holes punched in the bottom of it. It is used to mask the smell of marijuana and cigarettes by breathing through the tube.
Person 1: "My parents cant smell this when they get home."
Person 2: "Don't worry dude I'll blow the smoke into the friendly neighbor."

Friendzone 

The Frienzone is when you are permanently known as a "friend", and you will never be more than friends.

A place of no return, it's 25 to life.
"Oh him? No he's just a friend"
"Dude, you just got friendzoned"
Friendzone by Kymbella November 11, 2013

fried cyclops 

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.
I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.
fried cyclops by chenry August 31, 2004

fried or boiled 

There was a popular song in the 1940's that asked this question: How do you like your eggs fried or boiled?

There was also an advert in the UK during the 1970's that asked the same thing.

man : How do you like your eggs, fried or boiled?
woman: Fertilised !

e-friends 

E-Friends, a group of friends who have met over the internets. See: www.rshl.org
Hello my E-FRIENDS, is it time to unite?
e-friends by ei November 16, 2004