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magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.
I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.
by **Liz** April 25, 2008
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dragon ball z

(The highly under-rated, and extremely rarely seen original Japanese version) A cool show.

(English version) A pile of shit. 90% (and that's like, millions) of people who are Dragonball fans suck. People see this childish, lame, poor, raped version automatically think the whole show sucks, thus, so many anti-DB people. And since these people are quick-to-judge, small-minded and ignorant, they judge something they have never seen and know nothing about on a completely different version (the English version).
Ever since the release of Dragonball Z in America, I've felt shamed.
by Name March 21, 2003
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Ball don't lie

A simple phrase made famous by Rasheed Wallace and coach Flip Saunders that presents evidence that a foul call was indeed unwarranted when the basketball doesn't go in the hoop (usually when the foul beneficiary is at the free throw line).

'Ball don't lie' is more than phrase a player can call out to make a case that a call was made unnecessarily, it is also a mind-set and philosophy. Although Rasheed Wallace may come off to the public as an inarticulate NBA thug, some, like myself, believe that he is a deeper individual, both in intelligence and in a spiritual sense. 'Ball don't lie' is evidence of this hidden and sheltered brilliance exposing itself to the masses. The basketball philosophy Rasheed gave the world, that a basketball is a fair and unbiased being, is ingenious. I have a feeling that some NBA players may have adopted this set of thinking and think the exact phrase of "ball don't line" when NBA referee bullshit is evident. I believe Rasheed's philosophy extends beyond the shooting immediately after the bull call, maybe even influencing the outcome of the game (although the circumstances in which the call occurred would have to be significant). Radical, yes, but if we as a society have accepted crap like the 'Cleveland curse' can't we believe a philosophy like this.

Thank you 'sheed.
-Playgrounds in Beijing, China-

*Kid trips taking it to the hole, cries foul that the defender pushed him*

Kid 1: chi cha chong chi FOUL.

*Pay resumes, Kid 1 misses everything and loses*

Kid 2: chow mha mi ming tao BALL DON'T LIE...beeeech
by Doctor Jack July 24, 2010
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Ball Fart

My Favorite Thing To Say Makes me Hard every time my boyfriend hates it but I love him right guys!?
by Ball Fart God May 9, 2020
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donkey balls

by josho80 October 25, 2007
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golf ball head

This is what happens to a baby's head when its mother is a whore and she gets fucked alot.
His mama must have been a whore, look at all those dimples, he has a golf ball head.
by J. Dubya March 23, 2005
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Mercenary ball tap

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.
"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.
by Unlce sean December 20, 2008
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