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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Nut

Warm white stuff that comes out when you see naked men.
Max: "Look, my g finna bust a nut"

Dylan: "omg imma lick it off his tiny balls"
by Supereggman September 17, 2022
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 April 19, 2018
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Deez nuts

These testacules
All of deez nuts
by Yo mamá April 12, 2022
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles
"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.
Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.
by Saumik November 28, 2020
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