As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.
Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.
Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.
Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.
by Baron Von Blucher, MD November 16, 2010
To make a stupid mistake due to lack of adequate contemplation or thoughtfulness. Originated from the fact that boners do not need much thought to take form.
Son: Dad, how'd you get the truck stuck trying to pull the car out of the snowbank?
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.
Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.
Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.
by BeetusInUs July 09, 2013
Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired
by Assume the position July 24, 2019
What you say when you’re asked to go out to a place with a dress code. One must pull out their rags cause its all they have to wear.
by Dusty Knuckles May 27, 2020
When the pussy too good that you try to get that last lil stroke in & bust a nut in a hoe & end up with
child support
child support
by james Crawford February 18, 2015
PULLING a George Pell; Lying your ass off while vigilantly attempting to cover your tracks, while in an official position of influence. Hopping that either Old Age and becoming senile does not reveal all propaganda work before or after retirement.
by stILL mOE sTOoGE March 07, 2019
A descriptive tool used to describe how easy or thoughtlessly a thought or item is brought to existence
by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020