Pull a Boner

To make a stupid mistake due to lack of adequate contemplation or thoughtfulness. Originated from the fact that boners do not need much thought to take form.

Son: Dad, how'd you get the truck stuck trying to pull the car out of the snowbank?
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.

Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.

by BeetusInUs August 18, 2013

Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

Pull Out My Rags

What you say when you’re asked to go out to a place with a dress code. One must pull out their rags cause its all they have to wear.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go out tonight?

Person 2: Goddamn, pull out my rags

by Dusty Knuckles May 27, 2020

pull out game weak

When the pussy too good that you try to get that last lil stroke in & bust a nut in a hoe & end up with

child support

Tony pull out game weak asf

by james Crawford February 18, 2015

pulled out of thin air

A descriptive tool used to describe how easy or thoughtlessly a thought or item is brought to existence

It was pulled out of thin air. What? My Wonder and the rabbit out of the hat.

by dragonboy8586 September 10, 2020

PULLING A GEORGE PELL

PULLING a George Pell; Lying your ass off while vigilantly attempting to cover your tracks, while in an official position of influence. Hopping that either Old Age and becoming senile does not reveal all propaganda work before or after retirement.

he is pulling a George Pell with that story to avoid being found out.

by stILL mOE sTOoGE March 7, 2019

Pull out all the stops

To go all out.

Say you really wanted to impress your girlfriend, and you wanted to pull out all the stops, on would buy flowers, make her dinner, clean the house, sprinkle the bed with petals, light candles.

by emilyGASM December 1, 2009