you mean to tell me

1. A response to something so stupid or unbelievably retarded that expresses total confusion as to why it was done.

Gabe: "hey the Dolphins game is in overtime"

Danny: "oh for real? who's winning?"

Gabe: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME?!!!"

by umean2tellme January 3, 2004

Pick Me Ass Bitch

"A woman who supports the patriarchy because they benefit from it personally"

Whore that I am, Athena and Hera were such pick me ass bitches. I bet they wouldn't want to open Hidden Arsenal in a progression series.

by Leo Voltara September 7, 2021

OH ME OH MY

A legendary saying said by Legendary Los Angeles Clippers announcer Ralph Lawler.

Ralph Lawler: OH ME OH MY what a crossover by SWEET LOU!

by flyi21 May 25, 2019

oh me oh my

an amazing phrase that people love to say

oh me oh my i forgot to do my homework

by oooooooffffff February 14, 2018

Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.

Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Stereotype Me, I'm Irish

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.

"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?

by Cillian S October 29, 2007

you can't handle me

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.

other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it

boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.

by youcan'thandleme December 22, 2007