Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

You want penis enlargement pills

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024