Peni

Plural for penis

“I love peni more then you”

by whatasnack July 23, 2018

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you smash

Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

Penis

A sexual toy that someone named Noah likes to use a lot

Penis is so good for I

by PENISLOVER669 February 16, 2018

Penis Thresholder

The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.

Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.

by obsidianmoon February 8, 2021

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021