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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
mugGet the nut-coated kidney stone gauntletmug.

Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)
I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!
by FatpussMark September 26, 2025
mugGet the Glug nuttedmug.

kamakazi nut

When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there
I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught
by The meme lord of all lords October 6, 2017
mugGet the kamakazi nutmug.

Nut clutch

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch
by Kasketman December 18, 2020
mugGet the Nut clutchmug.

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.
gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh
by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023
mugGet the a nut for a jar of tunamug.

Nuts

Other word for semen
by Densetsu September 26, 2019
mugGet the Nutsmug.

nut bluff

Pretending to nut in a woman’s vagina then pulling out and then busting a nut on her face.
Bro she totally called my nut bluff last night.
by onionpapi August 25, 2023
mugGet the nut bluffmug.

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