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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.
I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.
by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022
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Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.
by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021
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Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.
guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god
by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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Monkey on her back

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.
by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024
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overdeveloped monkey

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
by Some gay rat December 1, 2020
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