Zoh
Zoh by AnonymousZoh September 22, 2011
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ZOH
Pronounced like "z-oh"
Acronym standing for "zoom outta here"
Used when a person wants to leave somewhere quickly
Acronym standing for "zoom outta here"
Used when a person wants to leave somewhere quickly
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zoh by boughtowens May 7, 2025
zohkrasalehki
A mythical belly-dancing midget from northern Afghanistan, renown for being the world's biggest tightass- despite the odor which leaks from her dribbling backside. There have been reported sightings of her whereabouts on islolated villages, attempting to copulate with various mountain goats.
Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.
Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.
Boy: " Woah shit, is that a zohkrasalehki?"
Girl: "I don't know, but it's definitely doing something to that goat!!"
Girl: "I don't know, but it's definitely doing something to that goat!!"
zohkrasalehki by tbagzzz April 24, 2010
Zohnerism
The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Zoha
A whole Queen. This is the sweetest and kindest person you'd ever meet. Usually give amazing hugs and are as comfortable as pandas. They're also very beautiful even if they tend to deny it. If you ever meet a Zoha in your life be sure to cherish her and appreciate her for all the little and big things she does. They also have interesting personalities that'll keep you entranced forever.
Zoha by moonmanonthemoon March 13, 2021