like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Like a Werehog

The phrase used to describe a piece of art in the digital space.

Hey that kinda looks Like a Werehog.

by ones_08 August 16, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016

Like that

How you niggas is gonna let these mothafuckas do me

Hym "You niggas is really gonna let them do me like that?"

Iam *sigh* ".....They don't like that you want to kill their God monster...."

Hym "👌 Defeat👌 I want to defeat the God beast"

Iam "You said k..."

Hym "I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"

Iam "......At least we can take solace in the fact that we were right about a lot of things...."

Hym "You- I ... Shut up! Just shut up!"

Iam "....................."

Hym *sucks teeth* "Bloody bastards!....."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022