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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
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South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl
Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020
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Lunenburg High School

A small high school in central Mass. with a lot of kids who don’t give a fuck, and go to Umass Amherst for college
Hey did you hear Lunenburg High School went into lockdown again?

Oh yea the bear did come back.
by rip me 1847 September 16, 2021
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Apex High School

Apex High is a very chill and relaxed place. All of the crazy strange people have gone off to apex friendship, leaving only the best of the best at apex. Apex is home of the cougar crazies, and a great lax team. The guys are hot, and the girls are too. Come to apex for a good time
by downybih October 17, 2017
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William Tennent High School

william tennent high school is just whores fuckboys and peopls throwing gangs signs thinking they cool and all the bathroom are just people vaping doing weed teached absolutely suck ass principles are terrible at their job dont go this school
Hey you go to William tennent high school
Yeah
Feel bad for you
by Parvati April 26, 2023
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Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
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north kitsap high school

home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars

also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there
person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school
by astrocosmo January 1, 2024
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