Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
Get the Quartz Hill High Schoolmug. The best High School ever where the omega god Sebby and the beautiful man baby Edison run Ms Chang’s Chinese class because we’re such scholars 🌚
girl #1: “hey do u go to Queens High School for Language Studies?”
girl #2: “yea that’s where sebby goes to the fine brown hair curly headed boy 😍😍😍😍😍 ”
girl #1: “OMG FR??? i just might have to transfer there since he’s there 😩😩😩”
girl #2: “nah back off Yeo he’s mine respectfully”
girl #2: “yea that’s where sebby goes to the fine brown hair curly headed boy 😍😍😍😍😍 ”
girl #1: “OMG FR??? i just might have to transfer there since he’s there 😩😩😩”
girl #2: “nah back off Yeo he’s mine respectfully”
by definemaster123 November 5, 2021
Get the Queens High School for Language Studiesmug. A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
Get the columbia river high schoolmug. by 459395 March 11, 2022
Get the Junior high schoolmug. Go to Carbon high school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. Carbon is getto as fuck
by Shitstain583 October 15, 2022
Get the Carbon high schoolmug. Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl
Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020
Get the South Houston High Schoolmug. by avatar the last transgender December 14, 2015
Get the Sunnyslope High Schoolmug.