Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”

by BBunns March 3, 2023

Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you

Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl

by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024