Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023