quagmires penis

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting

Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 29, 2022

xElzu’s Penis

Won the award for the largest penis found in the world

Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it

by DankyOP July 16, 2023

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

penis cone

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

by Kadafer November 17, 2017

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 01, 2024