Geeky Monkey

A Programmer

He is a geeky monkey

by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024