The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. by Masterofdeciet October 15, 2020
Get the Pasta Jackmug. Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023
Get the Jack Shepherdmug. To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.
by JettaC January 18, 2011
Get the Jack and a halfmug. A slang word used as a replacement of a name to end a statement. Similar to homie, dude, bro, church. Commonly used by pimps.
by SwallowingJeffrey December 13, 2021
Get the Jackmug. A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
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by Sophssels September 8, 2025
Get the Cactus Jack'smug. A fat fuck that would leave his friends for a French fry in a heartbeat. But behind those many layers of rolls is a still fat but good kid. He will do anything to brighten up your day.
by XxkillerdudemanxX September 10, 2018
Get the Jackmug.