Penis

Wow Yours is small

Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small

by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021

penis in womb deep

When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.

There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!

by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023

penis butter

the butter you make from penis milk.

i put some penis butter on my toast this morning.

by starymars June 17, 2020

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Penis

Flap of skin that hangs off the pelvic area, used for keeping dust off the asscrack when in northern Canada

Good thing my penis protected my asshole

by Tricky Surrey October 28, 2021

penis

the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time

penis penis

by henry cow May 5, 2023