In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.
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To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
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