"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
Get the Monkey Manicuremug. In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.
by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019
Get the Monkeymug. BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM
by Vhflj October 22, 2023
Get the Monkeymug. Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?
Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. "ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
Get the ginger monkeymug. Nickrye your such a monkey!
by anonymous November 30, 2023
Get the monkeymug. Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!
by Kloroks May 17, 2021
Get the Operation Piss Monkeymug.