The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
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Get the Nigerian Monkey Buns mug.Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
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Get the Newport monkey mug.The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
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Get the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole mug.Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
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