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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.
"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"
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Monkey drama

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!
by heheheessdd May 30, 2025
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