cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh June 27, 2008

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

cock famished

When a person has been denied the pleasure of penis in or around the mouth for an extended period of time.

There has been a penis drought in Kathy's mouth I do believe she's cock famished.

by jewfroninja69 March 8, 2014

Cock Nutella

The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.

I came inside her butt, and when I pulled out there was cock Nutella on my cock!

by Definitions master May 1, 2014

Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts

Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

protracted cock

a throbbing dcik when hard bends at a precise 30 degree angle and it hurts alot. people with it kill themselves when they have to present

"bro its ashtons turn to present." bruv he has a protracted cock

by penisslayer69420 November 17, 2020

Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020