Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.

“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025

Cliff monkey

A slur for eastern european slavic and caucasian people of the carpatho, caucus, and Ural mountains. Commonly said by westerners, started in the ufc.

Those georgian and polish cliff monkeys keep beating everyone in wrestling school. Primitive nuts, I miss when a good Anglo Saxon man could win in this sport.

by Necrozma Beam April 28, 2025

Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.

anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz

by piperfanclub May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025