Baby Penis

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult

I have a 6 month old baby penis

by Testy tangler January 16, 2023

penis

something that goes in a women dry and comes out wet

tom put his penis in rebecca

by kye90 January 16, 2023

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller

OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!

by qhcufwe8uqcrj\ January 17, 2023

Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs

your penis is small

by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023

Macy with a penis

Jojo

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie

by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023