Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016

Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.

Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!

by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025

Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey

“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom

by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021

Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024