Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

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Capybara Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate the world's most magnificent rodent. July 10th of every year.

In honor of Caplin Rous

I'm pulling up to the after party for Capybara Appreciation Day

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

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Jake Appleby

The kind of guy that can only be described as a worm nothing more nothing less

What a loser you are mate straight up Jake Appleby

Early bird catches the Jake Appleby

by Leeds laughing August 20, 2025

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Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

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