Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

HR Minnetonka Friend

Someone who lives and/or works in Minnetonka, Minnesota, and happens to work in the Human Resources field of business. HR Minnetonka Friends do not know each other, but rather, have a mutual friend who often lives in the Chicagoland area.

Wait you're from Minnetonka and you work in Human Resources? I have another HR Minnetonka Friend!

by Team Indeed December 16, 2022

Sunrise Friend

The kind of friend that you can spend time with or talk to until the sun rises.

"You've always been a Sunrise Friend to me."

by Devenus January 25, 2024

friends

friends means someone that you communicate or associate with .

those kids down the street are my friends .

by nfss November 23, 2021

That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :

Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend

by Whargwarm September 6, 2016