Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis

Sam has a micro penis

by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021

the penis game

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

Pushing penis

Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet

Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis

by Jajshshs January 22, 2022

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022