by neuropathica October 16, 2016
A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 26, 2018
Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
by Bigboibenboats July 26, 2023
An extremely rich Asian kid with small eyes that often squints at hot women's tit and ass. Often goes around town looking for moms to eat.
by ScreamenSemen June 3, 2021
Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.
Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.
by Corey in Dallas house December 2, 2018