North Eugene High School

The shit school populated by the kids not rich enough to get into South, athletic enough to get into Sheldon, or smart enough to move away from North.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
Kids from North Eugene High School usually have the best smoke in town.
by A Concrete Slab June 16, 2021
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Wyalusing Valley High School

Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 15, 2025
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Pittsfield High School

Not much school spirit except for the fact that we’re way better than the rival schools Wahconah and Taconic. Not the brightest we have heated debates on if Helen Keller was actually deaf and blind. Nothing to do in pitty we all just smoke weed and play cod. They throw all the special needs kids into the basement. The teachers are great though and give a shit about the kids.

Football- Walk in groups, loose every game though. Most are joining the military after high school.

Theatre- shows are top tier….a lot of drama though. they all got crushes on each other and all hate each other

Dungeons And Dragons Club- Incels

Baseball- All weirdly obsessed with Adam Sandler

Chess Club- We have a chess club????
don’t go to Pittsfield High School the kids piss in buckets
by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 20, 2022
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North Creek High School

16-14. They fucking suck
Oh do you hear all that noise coming from Pop Keeney? Must be North Creek High School getting whooped cause they’re dogshit at football.
by WoodyStayWinning October 13, 2021
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dickinson high school

the most dangerous high school in jersey city, nj. fights, shooting threats, anything crazy that wouldn't be expected, expect it here
person 1: dickinson high school sounds chaotic and scary..

person 2: i go there everyday and im fine.
by jxyteegzz December 26, 2021
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 07, 2024
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Basehor-Linwood High School

The cows outside are fat but go into the girls locker room during lunch to see some real cows.
We need somebody for the 105 weight class in powerlifting...*Crickets*
Must be Basehor-Linwood High School
by Skianabend December 19, 2018
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