cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh June 27, 2008

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

cock famished

When a person has been denied the pleasure of penis in or around the mouth for an extended period of time.

There has been a penis drought in Kathy's mouth I do believe she's cock famished.

by jewfroninja69 March 8, 2014

Cock Nutella

The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.

I came inside her butt, and when I pulled out there was cock Nutella on my cock!

by Definitions master May 1, 2014

Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts

Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

trench cock

A penis that is long enough for the whitish big pussies.

That chick's p**** was so big I had to pull out my trench cock to hit the bottom.

by mikecgm33 October 13, 2017

Louis' Cock

A small peanut

Tim's penis reminded me of Louis' Cock! It was so tiny..

by The Joestar May 22, 2017