Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Froobing

The activity of searching urban locations for used condoms and slurping up the leftovers like a strawberry go-gurt.

He likes to go urban froobing in his off time.

by Wie r u gae July 10, 2025

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Urban

A place, normally in America where the real isopods live.

Bobby: Where's that isopod from?
Timmy: I hear he's from that Urban neighborhood downtown from here.

by Kota Von September 10, 2018

urban dictionary

a place where people make their own defintions

"what does "POG" mean?"
"idk let me ask urban dictionary"

by man im dead August 24, 2020

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Sleuthing

The act of picking up a used condom you’ve found on the street and pushing the semen into your mouth and ingesting it.

Urban Sleuthing

Sky was walking to the Silverdale hotel after a busy game of cricket for something to refresh her.

She found a used condoms outside and picked it up and began Urban Sluething (Ingesting the contents).

Urban Sluething can describe one of more condoms with semen in being digested.

by SilverdaleSucker June 24, 2025