the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
by p.k. todd August 26, 2004
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"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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A person says "main man," especially so others may hear, to insinuate that they have a number of friends; the target of "main man" is just one of many friends that this person has. When a person resorts to saying "main man" outloud, he or she wants the world to know that he/she has many friends other than the target of "main man," so often the person who says "main man" may have insecurities or personality traits that result in him/her not having many friends.
The homeless person, who does not have many friends, said "main man" to me to suggest that I was just one of his many friends.
by Bart Hodolmyer July 12, 2015
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He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.
He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.
He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.
You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.
You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.
He is a player or married, but you'll never know
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.
He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.
He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.
You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.
You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.
He is a player or married, but you'll never know
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