Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022

Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018

Bust a nut

The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.

Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.

by PussySlayer0892 October 31, 2019

post nut transcendence

“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”

Nutted so hard I experienced post nut transcendence!

by PostNutTranscendence June 22, 2023

Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.

I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.

by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021