A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook
Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can
And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old
+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can
And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old
+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"
Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair
Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't
Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"
Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair
Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't
Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
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2. 'Shit squall' can be used intermittently with the phrase, 'when the shit hits the fan.'
3. Can also imply that a situation will turn into a 'Free for all' or a brawl.
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