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Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016
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Shit Plane

A person who globally distributes shit among everything and everyone.
by XxiPwnxX August 23, 2016
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Shit disturber

Someone who disturbes your shit. Usually has a tiny head.
by Ericb713 October 2, 2016
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jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky
Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016
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Laura shit

When you are on your prom and want to be known as a legend, you go on the middle of the dancing area and shit on the floor. If the people around you dont stop talking you have to put up your index finger and say "tschuldigts". Thats the laura shit named and done by a girl named laura t.
by naderinger November 28, 2016
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shit squall

1.a) A shit squall is a sudden escalation of a difficult situation. This is usually associated with heated arguments that get physical, such as political debates with your cousins at Thanksgiving, drunken brawls, or overwhelming responsibilities that seem to pile on top of each other.

b) 'Squalls' usually refer to an increase in the sustained winds over a short time interval, as there may be higher gusts during a squall event.

2. 'Shit squall' can be used intermittently with the phrase, 'when the shit hits the fan.'

3. Can also imply that a situation will turn into a 'Free for all' or a brawl.
Logging onto Face Book is asking for a shit squall because, my cousin won't stop arguing with me about why he voted for Trump.

Finals week is nothing, but a shit squall.

I hate working Black Friday, it's always a shit squall.
by Sophaoat December 3, 2016
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shit boxing it

When you take a shit and don't have the window open and you just smell constant shit because you haven't flushed yet.
"Oh man it smells so bad I think I'm shit boxing it right now"
by My DOOOOOOOOOOOD December 19, 2016
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