minimal pussy media

What a mad scientist uses to make pussy while working long hours. The minimal essential elements for creating your very own pussy.

And on the 9th day Jan pulled out the minimal pussy media and it was good

by FuckRudder November 16, 2011

Combat Pussy Licker

Combat Pussy Licker. A women that happens to be a lesbian, that has the strong, combative nature of shoving it into your face the fact that she is a lesbian. A super butch in the manner of dress, talk and walk. Always on point about being a brutal Gay woman. Hooray for me and fuck you attitude. The kind of girl that has a tongue that can chop down an Zebrawood tree and she knows how to use it.

God Almighty, she's a past master C.P.L. for sure. A true Combat Pussy Licker.

by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020

𝙔𝙚𝙨 pussy december

𝙔𝙚𝙨 pussy December bc My soon to be girlfriend is being a bum

Girl: it’s no pussy December

Boy: it 𝙔𝙚𝙨 pussy December

Girl:shut up
Boy: bitch I’m tryna talk

by 𝙔𝙚𝙨 November 7, 2020

Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Wine pussy juiced

This is when you take champagne and put it in someone’s pussy. Then the champagne goes into their pussy and you have to drink it out their pussy!

Liam: I just put champagne in Jaelya pussy and drained it out! Gave her that good wine pussy juice. She was moaning like no tomorrow 😩

Tom: Haha that hoe must enjoy getting wine pussy juiced!

by thatgirlwhosucksdickdowntown March 8, 2021

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night eating pussy.

I ate that pussy so hard last night I left her juice on my face so I could peel it off and eat it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021