gettysburg adress nutshot

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009

dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?

Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...

by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005

deez nutz

GOTEEM

A: guess what
B: w0t
A: deez nutz
A: GOTEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by somelifeness April 24, 2015

Donkey nuts

A big set o'balls.

Look at the set of donkey nuts on that guy!

by OXDONG March 5, 2004

nuts

Usually expressed when a certain event causes excitement or a change in feeling. synonymous with crazy, awesome, off-the-hook.

Dude that fight was fucking nuts. That party was nuts. You are one nuts mother fucker.

by Justin Truong January 7, 2007

kick in the nuts

n.
Slang. An occurrence or statement that results in extreme displeasure; derived from the pain a male mammal endures after being struck in the gonads.

"Did you hear about what happened to Steve? That must have been a kick in the nuts."

by Reaper July 6, 2004

i feel your nuts

i know what you mean

Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.

by Bobismymom December 1, 2014