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Penis

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary
by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023
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penis

penis is funny word xd
penis
by ozone2354 August 7, 2020
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penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!
by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022
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Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
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Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.
Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!
by edasherr June 19, 2018
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Penis

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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