The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

butthole dog crap inside

huge brain

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside

what did you say

oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.

"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."

by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022

New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.

Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

by Drumpfer May 18, 2016

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

Raw dog the shit out of it

To do something unprepared or without prior knowledge.

Friends: Did you study for that test?
Me: No, I am just going to ‘raw dog the shit out of it’.

by a_dumb__boy February 4, 2022