deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021

Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017

Nuts

(informal) Go to hell

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender

by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021

Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018

Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.

Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.

by Saumik November 28, 2020