Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021

Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

missing texture

when the game tries to use a texture but it doesn't exist so they just use a placeholder
is the last thing you see while dying

MUST HAVE CS:SOURCE OR YOU WILL HAVE MISSING TEXTURES!!!

by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.

Henderson Texas = fake Ass gangsta

by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021

Mumbo Text

When a male texts somebody else jibberish as a response to something or mumbles words to confuse someone. Similar to love bombing.

This weird artist from Brooklyn sent me a Mumbo text last night when I disagreed with his statements.

by CID ! December 4, 2021