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kentucky fried curse 

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.
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the fiend club 

the club fans of the early 80's and late 90's punk band The Misfits belong to. fans are known as fiends
Johnny is one of the many fiends that The Misfits have, he's also part of the fiend club
the fiend club by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Bong Fiend 

Someone who craves the bong when they are smoking marijuana.
Christophe: Pass me the bong man
Jake: You're truly a bong fiend
Bong Fiend by KinkyJehan June 9, 2011

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
Fried chicken lips by Static1432 October 23, 2009
a person who is exceptionally distraught when unable to acquire the drugs he is craving
oh my god, dude, quit crying. we'll get you some pot later
fiend by vexator February 18, 2003

go look for your friends 

An Israeli expresion meaning: I'm through with you, don't come to me asking for anything now, after you let me down - go & find someone else to help you.(lech, hapes ta'haverim shha)
a: please, let me try again, this time it will be o.k.
b: go look for your friends, buzz off.
go look for your friends by CDST August 23, 2005

soul friends 

two friends that have such a deeply bonded friendship they seem meant to be.
they share thoughts, ideas, and usually have psychic abilities between each other. they tend to be able to finish one another's thoughts or sentences.
soul friends don't fight and tend to have simliar body parts.
They never miss each other's birthdays...no matter what.
they also sometimes may sound alike.
I think Christine and Drea share a brain because they are always coming up with the same ideas. I think they must be soul friends.
soul friends by Christine Marie January 1, 2008