junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 28, 2017

New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.

Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

by Drumpfer May 18, 2016

backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

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by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016

California Corn Dog with Ketchup

A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.

Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 18, 2023

Dirty Water Hot Dog

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.

Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”

by Black Squirtle May 9, 2023